Play Splatter!

by Pickles!
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When my friends at NYXXX asked me to check out the new game they added to the website, I wasn't quite sure what to think. It could be porn trivia, a strip poker game, or some really gay incarnation of the Leisure Suit Larry™ series of games.

Hack and slash games are really my favorite types of games. When it boils down to it they are simple and require very little thought. Splatter is more of a point and shoot kind of game, Literally.

When I opened up the game for the first time, my friends who were over visiting, all busted out laughing. They really lost it when they saw the targets (the bottoms) wiggling their asses as your character (with dick in hand) fires shots of jizz at the bottoms. I didn't notice a difference in your character's cock (uncut) from the three model choices: Marcus Steele, Nick Young, or Brodie Newport. It was fun imagining I was Nick Young frolicking through the shower room taking out helpless bottom boys one blast at a time. If only I could play this game at my "day" job. I'll just have to wait for the iPod Touch / iPhone version to be released.

Check out Splatter exclusively on! (requires an Adobe Flash™ capable web browser).  Just check out the tabs at the top of the blog and click Game!


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  • I played - Splatter and my score was terrible. I need some practice. Nick do you want to come over? LOL

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  • Keep Playing Sexy!!! - James, What did you think?? We will be adding more levels and increasing the interactivity. I hope everyone loves the game as much as I do. Also I hope they are using it only when their bosses aren't looking as their afternoon recharge time. Play SPlatteR it keeps the mind Fresh!.. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
    Keep Playing.

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